Mrs Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok,
Mr Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big

Cockadoodledoodle, the rooster just won't quit,
And I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like

Shitzu's make good housepets, they're cuddly and sweet,
Monkey's aren't too good to have because they like to beat their

Meeting in the office, or meeting in the hall,
The boss he wants to see you, so you can suck his

Balzac was a writer, he lived with Alan Funt,
Mrs Roberts didn't like him, but that's cos she's a

Contaminated water, can really make you sick,
Your bladder gets infected, an blood comes out your

dictate what I'm saying, cos it will bring you luck,
And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck.


LEFTTEST, doctor!

Some more php!


Aaaaaaaaaand, relax!